I'm not dead...I swear!

Hi Guys! I am still here. I'm getting hammered with a deadline at work so I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off, pulling my hair out. (Or I guess it would be feathers huh?) I just want you to know I haven't forgotten about you, please don't forget about me!!! My deadline is this week so I will be back soon! I can't wait until I am a real housewife! (Said with the same zest and yearning as pinocchio...)